Before I begin spazzing about the comeback of the one and only Fall Out Boy, let me start with a greeting for my beloved nephew, Xander, who turned six last Sunday.
Hey baby boy, you've grown up so fast. I can't handle this. *sobs* I can't believe you're already six, and you're a Kuya now. Take care of Uno, okay? Study hard and be the jolly, friendly, cheerful kid as always. I love you and you know that! And I'm sorry I suck at being a godmother and an Aunt as of now. But I promise, as soon as I graduate, I'll lavish you with more good stuff that you can imagine. Plus, I'm making you listen to Fall Out Boy. Okay? I love you bby boy. <3
And now, let's give it up for
Fall Out Boy is back, everybody.
I literally could not suppress my emotions last night when they officially announced their comeback, and so did the rest of the world. Their shows sold out in less than an hour, ha suck that Bieber. Jesus holy. I don't think I'm capable of expressing what I'm feeling right now without cursing or screaming through the internet, because gGAHAHHGAGAGHDHUEUGIGIGHAGGDHSHDGHSDHG FALL OUT FUCKING BOY IS BACK. After about what, 3 or 4 years? I've finally realized why I haven't quit being a fan. Maybe I was waiting for them all along (I probably was, okay). GOD. I was shaking really hard last night and maybe so was everyone else. We were all surprised by this. I mean, some of us might have seen it coming. BUT NOT ME, OH MY GOD. I WAS NOT FULLY MENTALLY, EMOTIONALLY AND PHYSICALLY PREPARED. When I saw their music video, jesus god help me--I almost puked on the floor because of its perfection. There was no doubt that I was sent into deep (Marianas Trench deep) nostalgia. I was chanting "Long live the Car Crash Hearts" all night long until I fell asleep. And up to now, I'm still chanting it inside my head.
Thank you for coming back, Fall Out Boy. You must be pretty disappointed about the music industry as of now, but you're back! Which means everything will be at peace again, and we will create more disaster and burn things because FAYAAAAAAAH.
Everything is fine now. Everything is Fall Out Boy. Everything is fine.
And that makes up for everything.
Oh, and before you go!
WATCH IT.